Coffee, Trains and a Six Pack

The announcement on the train was:

"East Midlands Trains apologise to anyone who had a reserved seat in Coach B. There is no Coach B on this train. The coaches on this train are A,C,D,E,F.  The quiet coach can be found at....."

Hmmmm, interesting, Coach B obviously slipped away there...but hang on there's more...

"East Midlands Trains apologise that there is no buffet cart on this train"

ahhhh, presumably that was in Coach B then.....sigh

....and how I wish that the smug arse guy with his carry on coffee would spill it down him right now...but I'm not bitter...

I was just hoping he might do this!