You're Weird

"Honey, now you have made so many new friends at high school why don't you invite some of them home, I'd like to meet them."

"No thanks"

"Why?  I'll lay on something special like a party or pitch the big tent."

"I'd rather them not come here"

"What? Why?"

"Well...errrr.. you're weird"

"Yes honey, but I promise I'll behave"

"Errr,  no, it's ok, I don't want them to come thanks"

"ohhh" looking glum

"It's ok that you're weird mum, I just don't want my friends to know"

"Thanks for that love"