I think my bum's ok actually

Now daughter is growing up we have much more interesting conversations:






"You can see your pants through your running trousers"
"Thanks for that, it's called a VPL my love"
"What's a VPL?"
"Visible Panty Line.  Maybe I should wear different knickers"
"It's ok, no one will want to look at your bottom anyway"
"Thanks for that my love"