Dirty Diana (yes the Princess)

Have you ever seen this in Harrods? It is lovely and Mohamed Al Fayed's devotion to preserving the memory of Diana and Dodi as a couple is wonderful.

But I have discussed this with my family and should a glass memorial been seen as fitting for the preservation of my memory, they know to clean it first.

She must have been eating Finger lickin' Chicken that night and to be quite honest whilst a girl must do what a girl must do, some things should not be shared.

Please, please clean the glass, maybe just leave a poignant smudge of lippy but remove the grease!

This seems much more fitting and not a single thought of the Colonel springs to mind!