Change Channels Dear

So, I was away for the weekend and finally come to a halt and sit down to watch TV for a rest:

Hubby sits down next to me, picks up remote and presses ON

"It appears to be Lush hour on Hot Babes honey, maybe you should have switched channels before going to bed last night. Change the channel dear....any comedy on?!"

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I guess he's gonna be really nice to me for a while providing I don't make an issue

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"put the kettle on love"

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