A Guider's Husband

'When is all this camping gear moving?"

 "What do you mean it's not?"

 "No, no, it's fine, nothing wrong with climbing tents to get to my golf clubs"

"Can I take the 4 man tent in the garage to the festival?" 

"Yes I'll look after it"

"Yes, I'll replace it if it gets harmed"

"Is my festival flag pole STILL in your Ranger kit?"

"No I don't want the Guide flag, where's my skull and cross bones gone?!"

"What do you mean pirate party, when?! Oh FFS"