A Conversation I Had With My Husband Tonight

"Do you know where the ham joint is I bought the other week?"

(That is his way of saying he wants it for dinner)

"In the fridge dear"
"ahhhh, won't it go out of date soon?"
"Probably"
"I guess I should have a go at cooking it then?"

(said not very convincingly)

"Probably"

I'm not so cruel though, I left him a clue tonight.

And whilst he was interested, I thought I would try a lucky shot!