I love reading the 'seeking' column in our local paper. I entertain myself boxing people off and creating an image of who they might be from a few lines:
Andrew, for example, looks unimportant.
I read this as difficult to live with cheap skate.
Looking for a lady with her own hair?! Shallow.
Well, you can't say male 51 isn't honest. I promise you this was in our paper last Saturday.
This board was on top of a canal barge near the locks.
"I want a lady in my life to share my life and boat. It cheap to live and lots off fun. Fed up bieng on my own. Take a gamble. Lifes to short. Mike. 58"
Whilst it touches the grammar nerves, I thought it was quite sweet.
But this week Dave won my vote. Sounds like a pucker guy.
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