I'll vote for that

>>  Friday, April 30, 2010

I confess, I've not been watching the election campaign too closely but the New Millennium Bean Party have caught my eye with:

Convicted drink drivers to have their cars painted bright orange for five years when they finish their ban and return to the wheel.

The Monster Raving Looney party worry me greatly as I find year after year they make more sense to me:

Make it illegal for superheroes to use their powers for evil I can't believe this isn't law already
All socks to be sold in packets of 3 as a precaution against losing one seems very sensible
Add the loch ness monster to the endangered species list well she must be getting old now
Bring out a 99p coin to save on change. brilliant

And their stance on Immigration:

Any person who can prove that they or their descendants emigrated to the UK before 55 A.D. can stay. All others will be repatriated to their original country (well we have to draw the line somewhere) - absolutely, if you're not french , norman , celtic , saxon , sorry what are we...

But finally how much sense does Louis Barfe of NOTA (None Of The Above) make:

"The problem with politicians is not what they promise, it's what they deliver. So by promising to deliver nothing, I'm the best man for the job I don't want" - how can you follow that?!

Please remember that your vote is a privilege that many ladies fought hard for, whether you choose to use it seriously or in protest please DO use it. Emily Davison would understand.


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